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In a world full of shellacked masks and false personalities, I stand alone. Raw and uncut. Well, cut but you get the picture. The imagery collected in this space are a reflection of my mind at that moment in time. A conscious stream of all things beautifully sexy and fashionably funny. There may be penis involved. Just being honest. The majority of what you will see are reblogged and are not mine. If you want something removed, just ask (politely) and I will remove it. Get your life.

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→ Top 15 Reasons Gay Men Are Still Single

pearlshay:

Hmmmm…

hitotsume:

I saw this post on BGC a year ago and thought I’d revive it.

The vast majority of y’all are single, and it’s YOUR fault. The shit you do on these sites makes it so NOBODY wants to deal with you.

If you, or somebody you know, does this shit, cut it out. And I guarantee you will become more successful in finding somebody worth being with.

1. If he says he’s looking for friends only, but talks about his dick size, has shirtless/x-rated pictures, or even private pictures, HE IS NOT LOOKING FOR FRIENDS ONLY! No matter what excuse he gives. We are all aware of the fundamental nature of these sites. Be smart. Don’t be a dumb bitch.  

2. Anybody who asks for picture ratings and/or comments is self-centered and has low self-esteem. Avoid them.

3. If he says he’s NOT interested in overweight and/or feminine men, and you fit the description, then avoid him. No matter how much you try to change his mind, HE WILL NOT WANT YOU. You’re concentrating on a man who doesn’t want you, and tells you so, and other good men are passing you by.

4. If he refers to himself as a gangster or thug, avoid him. Now.

5. Don’t ignore somebody who doesn’t look like the sexy shirtless dude in the last Tyler Perry movie. People like that DO NOT exist. That’s why you only see them on TV and in the movies. NEVER IN REAL LIFE where people have money problems, stumble over their words, and actually wear the same thing more than once. They don’t do those things in sitcoms.

6. Don’t ignore somebody for a shallow ass reason, like he doesn’t have a car, he’s currently looking for work, he lives at home while attending school, etc. When Michelle met Barack, he was broke, had a hole in his car, no friends, no job, and a weird name.

7. If he’s always on BGC, A4A, etc., but takes forever to reply to your texts and/or messages, HE IS NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. Don’t belive that he was “working.” HE WAS ON BGC and A4a, MORON!

8. If somebody says they only like light-skinned or dark-skinned people, avoid them, even if you fit the bill. They have issues and so will you if you continue to mess around with them.

9. If he has a lot of shit going on with his BGC page like music, videos, games, etc., then avoid him. He’s an attention-whore.

10. Just because he’s not in college doesn’t mean he’s not your type. College isn’t for everyone. Give him a chance. Some people go into the military after high school, some people start working. Not everyone in college is smart and sophisticated. Believe me. Hard.

11. If he gives you his phone number in the first few messages, HE’S JUST TRYING TO FUCK. I do it. He’s not looking for a relationship. When I’m horny, I’m not trying to get to know you. I just want to fuck. It’s human. Be real about it.

12. Cars and apartments are expensive. Not everyone can afford one when you can. And not everyone has family members who can help them get one. Don’t ignore a guy for that.

13. If you ARE NOT attracted to somebody, you can STILL BE FRIENDS. But DO NOT string them along and play with their emotions just to boost your ego. If they want you, but you arn’t interested in them, let them know and cut off all communication. You gays are notorious for flirting with people just for the attention your parents never gave you.

14. If he says “I’m here for hook ups,” then believe him. Don’t try to change him.

15. If he compliments your looks only, then he’s shallow. If he never says anything about your personality, ambitions, goals, intelligence, it’s either because you don’t have anything else but looks, or he’s just trying to smash.



© hitotsume
Posted 11 months ago with 60 notes via thegaysupervillain


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